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The following is an excercise to be taken very seriously. Here's how it works -- read it out loud, although you'll probably only be comfortable reading it out loud if you're home alone. Replace all the ____'s with YOUR own name.
Start reading out loud, now:
____ is fake.
____ pretends to be stupid.
____ is selfish; everything ____ does is for the benefit of him/herself.
____ is irresponsible.
____ is a homewrecker and knows it too.
____ has no self control and no sense of moral or good judgement.
____ gossips so that he/she can feel included in a conversation.
____ feeds off of compliments from other people.
____ thinks he/she is good at being fake, but really isn't.
____ covers up lies with more lies. When ____ is not lying, he/she is abusing honesty to look make him/herself look better.
____ abuses second chances.
____ abuses third chances.
____ abuses fourth chances.
____ will abuse any chance given to him/her.
____ hasn't matured. Maturation requires a desire to change and learn from experience. ____ lacks that. Due to this,
____ will never change.
____ hides the truth if the truth makes him/her look bad.
____ fears loneliness, not death.
____ is paranoid; he/she thinks people are out to get him/her.
____ is shallow, and knows it too.
____ is extremely curious of what other people think of him/her, and will do (mostly) anything to find out what people think of him/her. In fact,
____ is reading this right now.
____ is insecure. ____ will grab onto anything he/she can hold to make him/herself feel better (friends, acquaintances, etc.). If ____ loses one of them, ____ will do anything to gain back their amity. ____'s favourite method of doing this is fakeness and lies. ____ doesn't hide his/her insecurity with cockiness. In fact,
____ uses his/her insecurity for attention and sympathy.
____ is a bad person, and knows it too.
____ is not unique. ____ is a collage of all the personality traits he/she wishes he/she had. ____ becomes everybody he/she meets. The original ____ has been gone for at least 5 years now.
Jono knows who ____ is. Jono wrote this specifically to ____. Jono hates people like ____. In fact,
Even I hate ____.
Who am I?
When will I ever make something of myself?
